Monthly Archives: February 2007

Apologies

Well, after having managed to post almost daily for 2006, I think I’m at a record low for the number of posts on this blog so far this year.

The only thing I can offer by way of explanation is that I have been doing a lot of writing, just not on this project.  I have been writing and submitting like a madman, although there is very little progress to report as of yet.

I hope to get back on track writing some essays (including the Twenty-five to Thirty stories) soon.  In the meantime, just, uh be patient please.

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Submission

Well.  I managed to submit four items in the month of February.  I know three have been rejected, although the fourth was just sent out tonight, so here's hoping.

In the meantime, should anyone need me, I'll be in the corner, hyperventilating.

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QotD: First Celebrity Crush

Who was your first celebrity crush?
Submitted by Glory.

Back in the day, there was a movie called Bugsy Malone.  It was a kids movie, with all the principal actors (including Scott Baio and Jodie Foster) dressed up as adults in a 1920s gangster movie.  When I was a kid I had a huge crush on the little girl that played Bloussey Brown, Florrie Dugger. Unfortunately, according to IMDB, that seems to have been her first and only role.

A close second would be Fairuza Balk in Return to Oz.

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Vox Hunt: Latest Read

Book: Show us the latest book you bought, borrowed or received.

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QotD: But It Tastes Good!

What are your favorite weird food combinations?
Submitted by Dulce.

Does peanut butter and chocolate count as weird?  No?  Then how about silken tofu topped with chocolate sauce?  All I can say is – it was on sale.

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QotD: I’m Good.

What are five things you're good at?
Submitted by HapaLove.

1.  Procrastinating
2.  Making Excuses
3.  Creative Bullshitting
4.  Watching T.V.
5.  Failing to Motivate Myself

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VL2F: My Mission Statement

I AM a writer, a photographer, painter, blogger, husband, teacher, persuader, convincer, conniver, coaxer, pusher, junkie, monkey and monkey trainer, and in no particular order.

I am working on the zero draft of a mainstream novel called "The Search," the first draft of a science fiction novella called "Shudder," and the second draft of another mainstream novel called "Sitcom Semester".

I am devising, scheming, plotting, or generally thinking about a painting called "Purple", a list of classic novels I have never read, a list of movies I want to watch, a series of texts purporting to improve my Japanese, Don Quixote, again, and buying a house.

But mostly, I write.

Always,

Smiley

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QotD: Favorite Poem

What is one of your favorite poems?
Submitted by marvel is my pen name.

All the way through university, this poem hung taped to the back of my door, where I read it almost daily.  I needed it then, I still like it now.

To The Whore Who Took My Poems by Charles Bukowski

some say we should keep personal remorse from the
poem,
stay abstract, and there is some reason in this,
but jezus;
twelve poems gone and I don't keep carbons and you have
my
paintings too, my best ones; its stifling:
are you trying to crush me out like the rest of them?
why didn't you take my money? they usually do
from the sleeping drunken pants sick in the corner.
next time take my left arm or a fifty
but not my poems:
I'm not Shakespeare
but sometime simply
there won't be any more, abstract or otherwise;
there'll always be mony and whores and drunkards
down to the last bomb,
but as God said,
crossing his legs,
I see where I have made plenty of poets
but not so very much
poetry.

Some also rans:  "For Jane, With All the Love I Had, Which was Not Enough", also by Bukowski, and "Pity Not this Busy Monster, ManUnkind" by e.e. cummings.

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QotD: This Would Be Super

If you could have one superpower, what would you choose?
Submitted by J.T.

My favorite answer to this question comes from the Tenacious D song "Wonderboy". 

What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away…
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power, to move you?

That's the superpower I want, the power to move you.

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QotD: Apple For The Teacher

Who was your best (or worst) elementary school teacher?
Submitted by Minnow

Luckily, I was fortunate enough to have several good elementary school teachers; I could not even begin to choose the best of my first, second, third, fifth, and sixth grade teachers.  They were all good people and good teachers from whom I learned to love and appreciate reading and creative writing as well as history and the social sciences.

My fourth grade teacher, however, used to put my name on the board because I did not pronounce my own name as he felt it should be pronounced.  We had a very adversarial relationship.  When I wanted to stay inside at lunch and read a book, he would force me to go outside and yet, when I wanted to go outside he would make fun of me, saying "You couldn't find a good enough book, huh?" before letting me go.  He told me I had to be in the school play, in the role of Santa, even though I was chubby and shy and wanted to only play an elf.  Then, when I had played Santa and all the other kids were telling me how funny and cool it was, he told me I should have done better.

What made it all the more painful was that he was not mean, or cruel, he was just inept.  He had no idea how to deal with kids like me – shy, smart, and inclined to live inside my head.  My mother, who was also an elementary school teacher, although at another school, and he were good friends.  The summer before fourth grade, I had dog-sat for my teacher and really enjoyed it, as his dog was a lovable old basset hound that got on well with my own black lab.  On the occasions I met my teacher that summer, before he went on vacation, and after when he picked up his dog, I really liked him too and was looking forward to being in his class.

Unfortunately, that ended on the first day of class when he put my name on the board for chewing my nails.  Which made me so mad that I kept doing it on purpose after that, just to drive home the point that he was not the boss of me.  Hell, I still chew my nails, just because the memory pisses me off so much.

Ah well.  It's over and done and has been for many years. 

It's actually a bit ironic in that, these days, I sometimes teach kids.  And whenever I find myself ready to scold a child for doing what is natural for him or her, or I find that I am ready to write names on the board for kids just trying to figure out their own way of doing something, I take a deep breath, think about fourth grade, and then find a more productive way to work with and teach the kids in my care.

When I think about elementary school these days, I try to remember that over all, it was pretty good.  I really liked four out of five teachers, which is rare enough that I feel pretty grateful to have known the good ones, and to not feel especially bad over the one bad one.

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Belated Valentine’s Greetings

TurtleFrog

Valentine's chocolates from my wife.

I don't know where she gets them, but I do love chocolates in the shape of small amphibians.  It just makes them all the more delicious, don't you know.

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Vox Hunt: It’s Life Size

Show us some macro photography.
Submitted by NomDeCocon.

One of my favorites of my own stuff, this took many tries and many dragonflies before I managed to get this.

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QotD: The Best Brew

What method do you use to prepare your coffee or tea? 
Submitted by AgentBouche.

Put the kettle on the burner and get the water going.  Once it's done use just a splash into the teacup to warm it, dump that out and fill with just almost boiling water, then use a tea strainer with loose leaves inside to gently stir the tea into the water.  Let it steep for a moment, until the tea is a nice dark color, then remove the strainer, and drink.

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I Promise You This:

When I get rich I’m going to build a room in my mansion just to house my socks.  The vaulted ceilings will rise majestically from floors made of smooth and polished marble.  Velvet lined boxes crafted from aged-oak barrels used to make only the finest bourbons will line the magnificent brass shelves and the carved wooden feet of a dressing mirror will grace the corner of the room.  Stained glass windows will let only the softest, most golden light into the room, focusing on the comfortable leather chair and ottoman resting in the exact center of the room.

A butler will be hired in order to assist with the momentous task of selecting a single pair to be worn for the occasion, whatever it may be, and to speak out at such times as a blue sock has been matched with a black sock by the careless and un-clever laundry staff, preventing any embarrassment on the part of the wearer.

And I will sit in the chair, in my silk smoking jacket dreaming of the days when I had to work and imagining myself among my friends, while I put on my socks, threadbare, patched and worn.

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QotD: Think Global, Buy Local

Do you buy products made locally?  Is there anything made in your area that you love?

Just rice, I guess.  Before he passed, my father-in-law introduced me to his favorite rice farmer and now I have to buy at least a few kilos from him every year to all the wheels greased. 

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Donations

When I was a child, my Sunday School teachers introduced me to the word tithe.  They explained that it was the voluntary giving of 10% of one’s salary to help those less fortunate than themselves.

It sounded, and still sounds, like a lovely idea.  However, the idea of letting someone else decide how best to donate my money, and to whom does not rest well.  Further, ten percent can be a lot of money, in importance to the holder, if not in actual value.  After all, there are electric bills and car insurance to pay and that does not always leave a lot, especially for younger people.

Still, giving is important – it helps maintain the social networks we create and allows us to leave our mistakes behind.  Giving allows organizations to fund research, relief, prevention, or protection of dozens of causes and issues while allowing the giver to feel that they are part of the effort to further their cause.  

Most people, I believe, like the idea of giving; most people feel better when they know they are helping other people.  However, I think most of us give randomly and with little thought beyond the impulse to donate.  Unless we are somehow directly affected by something, say cancer in the family or a natural disaster, we really have very little idea of where or to whom to give our money.

For example, I calculated that during the year 2006, I gave around $600 U.S. to various funds and drives, without really being aware of what or to whom I was giving.  It was a ten dollar bill here, or a twenty-five dollar PayPal link there for whatever cause had caught my eye that day.

I decided that I did not want to repeat that pattern this year while, at the same time, I wanted to continue to give what little I could to help; I decided to be much more organized and focused in my giving this year.  I decided I would do research on the organization and their efforts before donating.  I would also look for renewable memberships and participation opportunities before blindly throwing money at the group.  In short, I wanted to stop donating randomly and think about where and why I was giving my money away.

After thinking about and researching many subjects, I have chosen to support First Amendment and free speech organizations.  Some of the organizations I intend to look into and possibly donate to include the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund, the Electronic Frontier Foundation, and Words Without Borders.

Lastly, I would like to say that this is not a boast or point of pride with me.  This is just something I wanted to do, to support people and organizations that work to protect ideals that I believe in.  I do not expect that everyone will agree with my idea or in my choices but I hope that some may take an interest in the groups that I mention here and consider donating to them.

Thanks for reading.

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Vox Hunt: I’m The VJ

Video: Show us a great music video.

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Fannishly Devoted: To Serve All My Days

I decided to get my geek on tonight by sitting down and watching a few of the fan productions I had heard or read about on various blogs and news sites.

As a preface, I should say that I had not expected much.  I have seen fan productions before and, generally, while I applaud the effort and creativity involved, I think they are pretty hard to watch.  Bad acting, bad sets, bad effects, bad, well, everything seems to be the norm.

Things have changed.

I started with the production Star Trek:  New Voyages and their episode "To Serve All My Days".  New Voyages is a fan production attempting to finish the Enterprise's original five year mission (the original series ran only three seasons) and cast young actors as Kirk, Spock, Bones, and everyone else.  For this episode, they even managed to get Walter Koenig to reprise his role as Chekov!

The production values are quite high; sets and props have been methodically and faithfully replicated from the original series and the computer effects are only a few notes short of professional quality.  More impressive is the quality of actors they have enlisted; I am unsure as to whether these actors are professional or amateur but the level of professionalism is quite clear.  All the actors do a credible job of being the character without trying to imitate the actor who made the role famous.

However, the highest quality was reserved for the story.  The story in this case has as an A plot an attack against the Enterprise by what looks very much like a Klingon ship and a B story revolving around Chekov and a sacrifice that causes him to age twenty-five years in the course of a day and the reflections this causes him to have on his career and life in Starfleet.  All I can really say is that it felt like an episode of Star Trek. 

And because of that one thing, I will be eagerly awaiting their next episode.

I'll post up comments about the other fan films as I have time and get around to watching more of them.  In the meantime, relevant links:  Star Trek:  New Voyages, Wikipedia Entry for New Voyages, Wikipedia for Star Trek Fan Films.

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QotD: Here, Take My Order

What is your favorite kind of bagel and what do you put on it? 
Submitted by Nacwolin.

Back in the day, when I was living in Seattle, I used to stop by Pike Place Bagels two or three times a week.  I'd usually get a plain bagel with egg and provolone cheese.  It still lingers in my memory as one of the best breakfasts I've ever eaten.

These days, I tend to stick with a blueberry or cinnamon raisin with plain cream cheese, preferably toasted.

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QotD: Next On My Itinerary

What's the next country you want to visit? 
Submitted by Schomer.

I've been thinking about taking an overnight to Hong Kong for some golf with a few friends.  Everyone's got the cash, no one's got the time, which is about par, I think.

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Vox Hunt: Yeah, About This Thing…

Show us something weird that's on your desk.
Submitted by Alex

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Wil Wheaton’s Geek in Review: Some Great Graphic Novels…

Wil’s latest column gives a few recommendations for the geek looking to either get into, or return to comics.

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