Show us a book you started reading, but never finished.
I know, I know. It's one of those books we're all meant to have read back during high school or college. And I've tried. Four different times I've started this book and I've never gotten past page 30. I just don't enjoy it and have a really hard time with the style.
There. I said it. I don't like Ulysses, one of the seminal works of 20th Century, English language literature.
Now that I have no credibility left, I'll be over here in the corner with my crime novels and sf paperbacks, grumbling about the idiocies of the literary novel.