What fictional creature do you wish were real?
Seriously. It snows where I live, and, really, how awesome would that be as a way to go to work? And it's got to be more environmentally friendly than driving.
And, hey, in a pinch, you can cut one open and use it to keep yourself warm until people rescue you.
Even if you're hallucinating your old teacher.
And it smells bad.
And the evil dude is really your father even if you don't know it yet.