Back in the day, Groove Neuter and I used to joke about the action figures that could be made if our lives were ever to be dramatized. Here is my list, updated and improved:
- My Punk Lesbian Lawyer, with Hot Legal Action Brief
- My Psycho Ex-girlfriend, with Kung-fu Grip.
- My Wife, aka The Boss
- My Lackey
- My Students (Set of 12)
- The Agent in Charge of the Situation
- The Adversary (2 pack with The Nemesis)
- The Aged Mentor with Belly-Laugh Action
- The Sexy Secretary with Belly-Dance Action
- The Coffee Girl
- The Coffee Klatch (Set of 4 Figures)
- My Minions (Set of 12)
Change the names, but the descriptions match your lives too, don't they?