Me: Hi, (name) what’s new?
55 Year Old Grandmother Student: My son bought present for me. He bought washlet.
Me: Like the toilet?
Student: Yes! It is wonderful! It has hot seating and very comfort! It has two bidets…for two holes!
Student cackles and puts her head down on the desk in embarrassment, giggling madly.
Me: So, uh, anyone else have, uh, news?
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